The kid came home from daycare with a colouring in of Santa last week, I asked him who it was, he said “I dunno, um, Santa”. Then he wanted to know more about Santa, so I explained.
“So I will see Santa at Christmas?”
“No, he’ll come when you’re asleep and be gone before you wake up”
And the look on his face said “So I totally don’t have to bother remembering his name”.