He’s happy enough to keep pretending and playing this community role-playing “Santa” thing, but he’s adament he doesn’t believe it really. But he’s still not sure where the presents come from.
It doesn’t seem to have occurred to him for a second that it might be his tightarse parents who actually shell out for lego.
Why no, I don’t know why he’s talking about it in May.
He writes his letters with serifs. Pointy serifs that could take someone’s eye out.
He writes and writes and writes, copying everything he can lay his hands on, he picks out letters he recognises. He delivers the mail to us and knows who the letters are for. All these words make my heart sing. What is motherhood if not a licence to use and abuse a corny cliche?



7 comments
Comments feed for this article
May 18, 2011 at 11:42 pm
Pamela
Hi Kate – Here’s a story I wrote when my daughter started wondering about those presents.
http://baba-yaga.org/Nicholas-A-Garland.pdf
Pamela Grenfell Smith
Bloomington, Indiana
May 21, 2011 at 2:28 am
Anna
Serifs, eh? He’s his father’s son. I bet he scorns the mundanity of Arial and vomits at the sight of Comic Sans.
May 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
innercitygarden
Exactly, just what I need, another Font Freak.
May 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm
froginthepond
And in years to come, when he’s reclining on his pysch’s couch and dealing with his serif obsession, he’ll blame the reading cushion his aunty made him…
May 21, 2011 at 10:44 pm
suse
You’ll have to get him one of those I Hate Helvetica t shirts
June 2, 2011 at 12:48 pm
blue milk
Do love the font your son writes in – too adorable.
June 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
kate
why thankyou