I brought the seedlings inside again for the heat wave, they were starting to look a little shrivelled.

All the bath water has been poured on the garden. My neck hurts. Did I mention it’s still hot? It’s 10.45pm, and it’s 21.4 outside, but it’s still hotter inside. It’s supposed to be autumn. I’m feeling a lot of sympathy for air conditioner owners.

Anyway, it’s still not Adelaide. Where it’s even hotter, there are bushfires not far away, and my best mate is wilting. Except at work, because the air con in her office is so cold she put on a jacket… There’s a reason this world is going to helena handbasket my friends.