Which is everyone with a kid who talks, right?

Don’t say I’m not thinking of you, Lesbian Dad has conveniently collected a whole lotta stuff to get you prepared for the day your kid comes home and says “why does Ethan have two mums?”. Because it might be really tempting to take em out the backyard and start talking loudly about the broad beans, but it’s better if you just answer straight* up. Otherwise you end up like some parents I know, trying to work out how to explain to the kids that their aunty has broken up with her ‘housemate’ who used to come for Christmas, or trying to explain why one aunty’s ‘housemate’ comes with inverted commas, and the other aunty’s housemate doesn’t.
* No pun intended, just gleefully embraced once I noticed it.